No Jive Turkey Here: The Ultimate Thanksgiving Humor T-Shirt
Get ready to serve up some serious style and retro humor with this Thanksgiving classic. When you need to keep it real during the holiday season, this shirt speaks the truth with perfect timing.
The Thanksgiving Humor design brings back the classic phrase with modern swagger. The white text pops against the black background, making the message “It Ain’t Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving” impossible to miss.
This isn’t just any holiday shirt – it’s a blast from the past that keeps on giving. Perfect for those who appreciate retro slang, clever wordplay, and the kind of humor that spans generations.
Stand out at your feast wearing this thanksgiving shirts funny. The comfortable fit ensures you can keep it real all day long, from appetizers to leftovers.
Make your statement in style with this funny thanksgiving tshirts. It’s the perfect conversation starter for any holiday gathering where keeping it real is always in season.
T-shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top, Youth Shirt, Long Sleeve Tee, Sweatshirts, and more
Gender
Men, Women, Unisex, Youth, Kid
Brand
Tshirts I Want
Origin
Made in the USA
Made in Europe
Care Instructions
Cold (max 30C or 90F).
Do not bleach.
Tumble dry: low heat.
Steam or dry: low heat.
Do not dry clean.
Key features:
Neck and shoulder tape: Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching.
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems: Double stitching around the edges of the garment makes it long-lasting and durable.
Ribbed collar: Allows the shirt to stretch as the head enters the t-shirt; afterwards, the collar returns to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee.
Fiber composition: Solid colors are 100% cotton; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Charcoal Heather and Safety Green are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
Made with respect: Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol.
Orders are processed on business days from Monday to Friday, Eastern Standard Time, excluding holidays observed by the Post Office (New Year’s Day, Presidents’ Day, Memorial Day, Independence Day, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, and Christmas). The order cutoff time is 5:00 PM (GMT-08:00) Eastern Standard Time.
To provide you with an estimated timeline for your order, please refer to the following time frames covering our most popular products:
Estimated Timelines:
2D Products
Processing: 1-3 business days
Production: 3-5 business days
Shipping: 5-10 business days
3D All-Over Print Products:
Processing: 1-3 business days
Production: 5-7 business days
Shipping: 7-14 business days
Shipping Fees
All shipping fees, specified in US Dollars (USD), will be displayed during checkout before the final payment step.
US & Canada Standard Shipping: $5.99
International Standard Shipping Cost: $8.99
Free shipping: available for all orders over $100.
For more detailed information, please refer to our Shipping Policy page.
The sweatshirt feels very durable and is cozy as all get-out without making me hot. It's also adorable of course and I'm getting SO many compliments on it! From horror movie nights in to flashlight corn mazes It's been the absolute perfect apparel for spooky season.
Came quick and looks like the picture but threads were already coming loose upon arrival definitely cheaper quality than the price entails but I'm still going to wear it soon
We choose the t shirts for a family Christmas. We have a large family! We love the t shirts that came today!,Please don't make me review the other sizes because one should be good!
