I Don’t Care Who You Are I Hate Everyone Sarcastic T-Shirt
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Equal Opportunity Misanthrope Stick Figure Humor Back Print Graphic Tee
Deliver the ultimate equal-opportunity punchline with this unapologetic stick-figure comic tee. The back print walks through playful cartoon doodles reading ‘I don’t care what colour your skin is… what size you are… or what your sexual preference is’ before landing on the deadpan twist: ‘I hate everyone.’
Built for fans of edgy misanthropic humor, sarcastic comedians, and anyone who treats everyone with the exact same level of grumpy indifference.
Great for casual hangouts, comedy nights, bar outings, or as a hilarious gag gift for the unapologetic grump in your friend group.
Printed on a soft, classic-fit white cotton t-shirt with bold hand-drawn cartoon line art that holds its color and shape over time.
Garment & Print Details
Printed in the USA using DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology. Each design is made to order and printed directly into the garment fibers for a soft, breathable finish and durable color. Slight color and placement variations are normal in made-to-order printing. Garment details vary by the style selected above.
Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan)
- 5.3 oz/yd² Heavy Cotton, 100% U.S. cotton for solid colors.
- Fiber content varies for heather, antique, safety, neon, Ash and Sport Grey colors.
- Classic fit, taped neck and shoulders, tear-away label.
Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee (Gildan)
- 6 oz/yd² Ultra Cotton, 100% U.S. cotton for solid colors.
- Fiber content varies for Ash, Sport Grey, Dark Heather and safety colors.
- Classic fit, taped neck and shoulders, rib cuffs and tear-away label.
Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top (Gildan)
- 5.3 oz/yd² Heavy Cotton, 100% cotton for solid colors.
- Fiber content varies for Sport Grey, Graphite Heather, Neon Green and Safety Pink.
- Classic fit with bound neck and armholes, side seams and tear-away label.
Women's Classic Tee (Gildan)
- 5.3 oz/yd² Heavy Cotton, 100% U.S. cotton for solid colors.
- Fiber content varies for Sport Grey and heather colors.
- Semi-fitted shape, cap sleeves, side seams and tear-away label.
Women's Softstyle V-Neck (Gildan)
- 4.5 oz/yd² Softstyle, 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors.
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton / 10% polyester; Dark Heather is 65% polyester / 35% cotton.
- Semi-fitted shape, narrow rib collar, taped neck and shoulders, side seams and tear-away label.
Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie (Gildan)
- 8 oz/yd² Heavy Blend fleece, 50% cotton / 50% polyester for standard colors.
- Classic fit with a double-lined hood, color-matched drawcord and pouch pocket.
- Smooth print surface and tear-away label.
Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt (Gildan)
- 8 oz/yd² Heavy Blend fleece, 50% cotton / 50% polyester for standard colors.
- Classic fit with 1x1 rib and spandex for stretch and recovery.
- Smooth print surface and tear-away label.
Youth Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan)
- 5.3 oz/yd² Heavy Cotton, 100% U.S. cotton for solid colors.
- Fiber content varies for Ash, Sport Grey, heather, neon and safety colors.
- Classic fit, taped neck and shoulders, tear-away label and CPSIA-compliant tracking label.
Infant Baby Rib Bodysuit (Rabbit Skins)
- 5 oz/yd², 100% combed ring-spun cotton for solid colors.
- Heather is 90% cotton / 10% polyester; Granite Heather is 60% cotton / 40% polyester.
- Soft 1x1 baby rib with flatlock seams, ribbed binding and a three-snap closure.
- EasyTear label and CPSIA-compliant tracking label.
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors.
- Use mild detergent. Do not bleach.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry for longer print life.
- Do not iron directly on the printed area.
- Do not dry clean.
Estimated Time of Arrival
Orders are processed on business days from Monday to Friday, Eastern Standard Time, excluding holidays observed by the Post Office (New Year’s Day, Presidents’ Day, Memorial Day, Independence Day, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, and Christmas). The order cutoff time is 5:00 PM (GMT-08:00) Eastern Standard Time.
To provide you with an estimated timeline for your order, please refer to the following time frames covering our most popular products:
Estimated Timelines:
- 2D Products
- Processing: 1-3 business days
- Production: 3-5 business days
- Shipping: 5-10 business days
- 3D All-Over Print Products:
- Processing: 1-3 business days
- Production: 5-7 business days
- Shipping: 7-14 business days
Shipping Fees
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US & Canada Standard Shipping: $5.99
- International Standard Shipping Cost: $8.99
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Free shipping: available for all orders over $100.
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Relatable and Great Fit
Everyone at work cracked up when I walked in with this. Super lightweight cotton and didnt shrink at all after multiple …
Nice Soft Tee, Fits Great
Soft material and fits great! Everyone loves this on my husband. Didn't shrink in the dryer either.
Good Lighter Weight Shirt
Good shirt, lighter weight material which is great for summer. Air dry or use low heat as machine dry will shink it just…
Fun Tee, Great Fabric
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Girls Night Out Essential!
Wore these out for a bachelorette party and received endless compliments. Super comfy tee and doesn't shrink in the drye…
Great Outdoors & Camping Tee
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Love Seeing Him in This
Love seeing this on my husband. The fit is true to size and it looks even better in person.
Fun Nostalgic Tee
Graphic looks sharp and vintage. Cotton is comfortable for walking around in hot weather. Sizing runs slightly relaxed, …
Bigfoot Fans Will Love It
Definitely ordering another one for my brother! The graphic is sharp and the tee feels super high quality.
Exactly What I Wanted
Good sizing, good quality. Arrived fast and looks great on. Exactly as described.
Fun Summer Weekend Shirt
Great quality printing and fabric is soft. Sizing is spot on, just hang dry to keep the print in mint condition.
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Wore our shirts to a neighborhood block party and everyone wanted to know where we ordered them! Fabric is soft and brea…
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