Funny Self Control Cooking Sarcastic T-Shirt
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Funny Cooking Sarcastic Shirt for Chefs and Home Cooks
This witty graphic tee features bold white typography sharing a darkly humorous quote about kitchen patience and immense self-restraint. It delivers an unapologetic dose of dry humor that anyone who has ever prepared a meal for difficult guests will instantly appreciate.
Perfect for line cooks, executive chefs, culinary students, and passionate home cooks who love bold and witty humor. It makes a fantastic novelty gift for birthdays, restaurant staff appreciation, holiday parties, or casual everyday wear off the clock.
Designed in a clean, high-contrast typography style, the sharp lettering pops prominently against the garment. Printed on soft, durable fabric, it ensures everyday comfort whether you are prepping in the kitchen or hanging out with friends.
Garment & Print Details
Printed in the USA using DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology. Each design is made to order and printed directly into the garment fibers for a soft, breathable finish and durable color. Slight color and placement variations are normal in made-to-order printing. Garment details vary by the style selected above.
Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan)
- 5.3 oz/yd² Heavy Cotton, 100% U.S. cotton for solid colors.
- Fiber content varies for heather, antique, safety, neon, Ash and Sport Grey colors.
- Classic fit, taped neck and shoulders, tear-away label.
Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee (Gildan)
- 6 oz/yd² Ultra Cotton, 100% U.S. cotton for solid colors.
- Fiber content varies for Ash, Sport Grey, Dark Heather and safety colors.
- Classic fit, taped neck and shoulders, rib cuffs and tear-away label.
Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top (Gildan)
- 5.3 oz/yd² Heavy Cotton, 100% cotton for solid colors.
- Fiber content varies for Sport Grey, Graphite Heather, Neon Green and Safety Pink.
- Classic fit with bound neck and armholes, side seams and tear-away label.
Women's Classic Tee (Gildan)
- 5.3 oz/yd² Heavy Cotton, 100% U.S. cotton for solid colors.
- Fiber content varies for Sport Grey and heather colors.
- Semi-fitted shape, cap sleeves, side seams and tear-away label.
Women's Softstyle V-Neck (Gildan)
- 4.5 oz/yd² Softstyle, 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors.
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton / 10% polyester; Dark Heather is 65% polyester / 35% cotton.
- Semi-fitted shape, narrow rib collar, taped neck and shoulders, side seams and tear-away label.
Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie (Gildan)
- 8 oz/yd² Heavy Blend fleece, 50% cotton / 50% polyester for standard colors.
- Classic fit with a double-lined hood, color-matched drawcord and pouch pocket.
- Smooth print surface and tear-away label.
Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt (Gildan)
- 8 oz/yd² Heavy Blend fleece, 50% cotton / 50% polyester for standard colors.
- Classic fit with 1x1 rib and spandex for stretch and recovery.
- Smooth print surface and tear-away label.
Youth Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan)
- 5.3 oz/yd² Heavy Cotton, 100% U.S. cotton for solid colors.
- Fiber content varies for Ash, Sport Grey, heather, neon and safety colors.
- Classic fit, taped neck and shoulders, tear-away label and CPSIA-compliant tracking label.
Infant Baby Rib Bodysuit (Rabbit Skins)
- 5 oz/yd², 100% combed ring-spun cotton for solid colors.
- Heather is 90% cotton / 10% polyester; Granite Heather is 60% cotton / 40% polyester.
- Soft 1x1 baby rib with flatlock seams, ribbed binding and a three-snap closure.
- EasyTear label and CPSIA-compliant tracking label.
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors.
- Use mild detergent. Do not bleach.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry for longer print life.
- Do not iron directly on the printed area.
- Do not dry clean.
Estimated Time of Arrival
Orders are processed on business days from Monday to Friday, Eastern Standard Time, excluding holidays observed by the Post Office (New Year’s Day, Presidents’ Day, Memorial Day, Independence Day, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, and Christmas). The order cutoff time is 5:00 PM (GMT-08:00) Eastern Standard Time.
To provide you with an estimated timeline for your order, please refer to the following time frames covering our most popular products:
Estimated Timelines:
- 2D Products
- Processing: 1-3 business days
- Production: 3-5 business days
- Shipping: 5-10 business days
- 3D All-Over Print Products:
- Processing: 1-3 business days
- Production: 5-7 business days
- Shipping: 7-14 business days
Shipping Fees
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US & Canada Standard Shipping: $5.99
- International Standard Shipping Cost: $8.99
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Free shipping: available for all orders over $100.
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