Cluck in the Dark: The Chicken Halloween Shirt That Rules the Roost
Embrace the shadowy side of the barnyard this Halloween with the eerily amusing Chicken Halloween Shirt. This wickedly clever design marries the iconic lyrics of Simon & Garfunkel with a touch of poultry-inspired witchcraft, creating a visual pun that’s sure to ruffle some feathers in the best way possible.
Hatched from the depths of a pun-loving mind, this shirt features a brooding chicken donning a classic witch’s hat, paired with the famous line “Hello darkness, my old friend.” The juxtaposition of the typically cheery farm bird with the moody lyrics and spooky headwear creates a delightfully absurd image that captures the playful spirit of Halloween.
The message is clear and comically dark: even chickens can have a gothic side. Wearing this shirt broadcasts your appreciation for clever wordplay, your love of unexpected Halloween imagery, and perhaps a hint of your own embracing of life’s darker moments. It’s a testament to finding humor in the unlikely combination of farmyard fauna and folk rock melancholy.
This piece of halloween clothing isn’t just a garment; it’s a conversation starter that bridges generations and interests. It appeals to music lovers, pun enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a dash of the macabre with their humor. The design serves as a lighthearted reminder that Halloween is a time when even the most ordinary creatures can take on an air of mystery and mischief.
Whether you’re attending a costume party, handing out candy, or simply want to bring a touch of barnyard gothic to your October wardrobe, this halloween shirt is your ticket to being the most amusingly grim fowl in the coop. After all, in a world of predictable Halloween motifs, sometimes it takes a brooding chicken to truly stand out from the flock.
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Gender
Men, Women, Unisex, Youth, Kid
Brand
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Origin
Made in the USA
Made in Europe
Care Instructions
Cold (max 30C or 90F).
Do not bleach.
Tumble dry: low heat.
Steam or dry: low heat.
Do not dry clean.
Key features:
Neck and shoulder tape: Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching.
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems: Double stitching around the edges of the garment makes it long-lasting and durable.
Ribbed collar: Allows the shirt to stretch as the head enters the t-shirt; afterwards, the collar returns to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee.
Fiber composition: Solid colors are 100% cotton; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Charcoal Heather and Safety Green are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
Made with respect: Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol.
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Production: 5-7 business days
Shipping: 7-14 business days
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The sweatshirt feels very durable and is cozy as all get-out without making me hot. It's also adorable of course and I'm getting SO many compliments on it! From horror movie nights in to flashlight corn mazes It's been the absolute perfect apparel for spooky season.
Came quick and looks like the picture but threads were already coming loose upon arrival definitely cheaper quality than the price entails but I'm still going to wear it soon
We choose the t shirts for a family Christmas. We have a large family! We love the t shirts that came today!,Please don't make me review the other sizes because one should be good!
