Make a sharp impression with our “Never Argue with an Axe Thrower” Funny Lumberjack T-Shirt. This design cleverly combines humor with a hint of truth, creating the perfect conversation starter for axe-throwing enthusiasts.
Drawing inspiration from traditional lumberjack plaid shirt culture, this design speaks to both experienced throwers and those who appreciate the sport from a safe distance. It’s a modern take on the classic mens lumberjack shirt style, delivering its message with both humor and impact.
Whether you’re competing at your local axe-throwing venue or just enjoy the sport’s unique blend of skill and precision, this shirt lets everyone know you mean business – with a smile. It’s perfect for competitions, casual wear, or any time you want to showcase your passion for the sport.
T-shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top, Youth Shirt, Long Sleeve Tee, Sweatshirts, and more
Gender
Men, Women, Unisex, Youth, Kid
Brand
Tshirts I Want
Origin
Made in the USA
Made in Europe
Care Instructions
Cold (max 30C or 90F).
Do not bleach.
Tumble dry: low heat.
Steam or dry: low heat.
Do not dry clean.
Key features:
Neck and shoulder tape: Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching.
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems: Double stitching around the edges of the garment makes it long-lasting and durable.
Ribbed collar: Allows the shirt to stretch as the head enters the t-shirt; afterwards, the collar returns to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee.
Fiber composition: Solid colors are 100% cotton; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Charcoal Heather and Safety Green are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
Made with respect: Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol.
Orders are processed on business days from Monday to Friday, Eastern Standard Time, excluding holidays observed by the Post Office (New Year’s Day, Presidents’ Day, Memorial Day, Independence Day, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, and Christmas). The order cutoff time is 5:00 PM (GMT-08:00) Eastern Standard Time.
To provide you with an estimated timeline for your order, please refer to the following time frames covering our most popular products:
Estimated Timelines:
2D Products
Processing: 1-3 business days
Production: 3-5 business days
Shipping: 5-10 business days
3D All-Over Print Products:
Processing: 1-3 business days
Production: 5-7 business days
Shipping: 7-14 business days
Shipping Fees
All shipping fees, specified in US Dollars (USD), will be displayed during checkout before the final payment step.
US & Canada Standard Shipping: $5.99
International Standard Shipping Cost: $8.99
Free shipping: available for all orders over $100.
For more detailed information, please refer to our Shipping Policy page.
The sweatshirt feels very durable and is cozy as all get-out without making me hot. It's also adorable of course and I'm getting SO many compliments on it! From horror movie nights in to flashlight corn mazes It's been the absolute perfect apparel for spooky season.
Came quick and looks like the picture but threads were already coming loose upon arrival definitely cheaper quality than the price entails but I'm still going to wear it soon
We choose the t shirts for a family Christmas. We have a large family! We love the t shirts that came today!,Please don't make me review the other sizes because one should be good!
